Twice a Year, Because I Shop Too Much
Every spring and fall, I dive into my closet, not because I’m a minimalist, but because I shop a lot.
My process?
I create a stack of items and FaceTime my daughter, Kelley.
She’s close to my size, has a sharp eye for fashion, and as a pediatrician, she’s got plenty of opportunities to strut her stuff.
She picks what she wants, and the rest?
Off to my resale queen who lists them on sites like The RealReal and eBay.
I get 70% of the profit, and she keeps the rest.
It’s basically retail therapy in reverse.
We call it our biannual fashion draft—except with less football and more Chanel.
WATCH THE PROCESS: MY SPRING WARDROBE CLEANOUT
Step 1: The Ruthless Purge – No Mercy, Just Method
Forget the “maybe” pile.
Maybe = no.
Here’s how to cut the fat, fast:
If you haven’t worn it in two years, it’s gone.
If it’s damaged and you still haven’t fixed it—goodbye.
If it doesn’t fit, flatter, or feel like you anymore—it’s history.
Channel your inner Marie Kondo, but caffeinated and ready to fight.
Step 2: The Black Shirt Crisis
Let’s address the elephant in the closet: You do not need 20 black shirts.
Repeat after me: four is plenty.
Pick your MVPs and let the rest go.
Future You will thank you when your mornings don’t start with a monochrome identity crisis.
Step 3: Give Your Clothes a Second Life
Decluttering isn’t just about trash bags—it’s about transformation.
Donate to organizations that help women and families restart with dignity.
Here are some great places to donate:
Orange County, CA:
Dallas-Fort Worth, TX:
Genesis Women’s Shelter & Support
Nationwide:
Facebook Groups:
Consign the good stuff. Got designer pieces?
Luxury resale platforms like The RealReal, eBay, or Poshmark turn your Burberry into bank.
Recycle responsibly. Even your sad, single socks can start a new chapter.
Final Step: Create a Closet That Sparks “Heck Yes” Energy
Your closet should feel like walking into your own personal boutique.
Here are some easy ways to upgrade:
Color-coded: Arrange clothes in rainbow order for instant joy.
By category: Keep dresses, tops, pants, and sets grouped together.
Seasonal rotation: Swap out seasonal items so you’re never digging for sweaters in summer.
Uniform hangers: Matching hangers = instant upgrade.
Only keep what makes you feel powerful, polished, or like you’re about to land a Vogue spread at Target.
My Favorite Closet Tools & Tips
Over the years, I’ve tested every hanger known to woman—plastic, wood, wire, satin.
After way too much trial and error, my go-to is the velvet hanger.
It’s non-slip, shoulder-dent-free, and works for everything from silky tops to bulky coats.
Wire hangers? Banished.
Sock Hack: Buy only one type of workout sock and one type of thin dress sock.
You’ll never have a mismatched pair again. It’s sock serenity.
Bonus Hack: Use clear labeled bins for scarves, belts, and extras.
You can see it all without digging like you’re mining for gold.
Shop my favorite closet must-haves:
Velvet Hangers
Storage Bins
Laundry Hampers
Mirrors
Jewelry Storage
Got Questions of Closet Drama?
Slide to my DMs on Instagram for my resale contact or if you’re stuck between “toss it” and “maybe it’s a vibe.”
I’m here for fashion therapy, closet coaching, or to tell you that yes, leopard is a neutral.
A Word of Inspiration
“She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.” – Proverbs 31:25
Best, Amy
